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| 1) Posted by: joe mama July 30, 2002 5:55 PM These suck! |
| 2) Posted by: John July 30, 2002 7:14 PM Obviously, joe mamma hasn't read the book. |
| 3) Posted by: Phil August 2, 2002 3:55 AM Obviously your workload has slacked off *L*. |
| 4) Posted by: Jose El Taco August 14, 2002 11:07 AM I'm mid-way through the book - the latest poo-poo material - excellent read - nice Momma Jokes. |
| 5) Posted by: Big Brother August 14, 2002 11:08 AM Prepare to be vaporized for such unorthodox thinking. This whole site needs to be "rectified". |
| 6) Posted by: riiiiiiiiight October 9, 2002 11:14 PM ummmm no, this is the worst **** i have ever heard and if u have to read a book to understand momma jokes it just ruins it. |
| 7) Posted by: shenay-nay October 11, 2002 11:51 PM these are so dumb...please don't quit your day job with these 10 year old wanna be jokes. |
| 8) Posted by: juanito m.10/21/02 5:11.PM October 21, 2002 8:10 PM THESE JOKES ARE f****N STUPID LIKE YOUR F****N MOMMA "JOE MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE USES THE SWIMING POOL AS A BATH TUB" NOW THATS A JOKE. |
| 9) Posted by: Eileen October 22, 2002 3:55 PM These are good jokes and i think people are mean. They juss don't understand. They r low lifes. take and i hope u don't take the comments personal. |
| 10) Posted by: Martha Focker October 23, 2002 4:55 PM These lokes are so f***** stupid why are you writing about your momma like this!!Take up another hobby, comedy is not your thing!! |
| 11) Posted by: Drama Queen Mamma October 23, 2002 4:58 PM Boy you better stop writting about me like this!!! to pwattydoddelollyday!! |
| 12) Posted by: tim October 23, 2002 6:31 PM yo mama jumped off a plane and then loss 200 pounds and started making a business. |
| 13) Posted by: john October 23, 2002 6:34 PM Your mammas so fat, she doesnt take pictures, she takes posters. |
| 14) Posted by: Jnny October 24, 2002 10:49 AM These are the worst your momma jokes ever , they make no sence and are stipid , this website should not even exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yall need to learn to tell some funny jokes |
| 15) Posted by: Dork wad October 26, 2002 4:36 PM The best joke on this site is an actual comment!!! And it is written by Juanito m. |
| 16) Posted by: your mamma October 27, 2002 8:38 PM well uf u want a joke a one thats not corny you mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.and if you want another she tripped on k mart rolled over wall mart and landed right on target ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha go ahaed and laugh |
| 17) Posted by: Victor October 30, 2002 2:53 PM I think these jokes suck. Who ever came up with these must have at least a single digit I.Q. |
| 18) Posted by: none of yur buissenss October 30, 2002 8:58 PM These jokes are the BOMB!!! They are so cool, how did you make them up, i want to be juss like you. I think comedy is your thing!! |
| 19) Posted by: Seymore Butts November 10, 2002 5:08 PM Dude this page is bomb diggity......Keep up the good work, this shi* is tight...peace out! |
| 20) Posted by: PhilB November 15, 2002 3:03 AM Obviously the joke is on all of the ignorant people who don't get the jokes because they haven't read 1984; and from what they show by their great use of the English language, may not be able to understand it if they did. |
| 21) Posted by: alexandra November 17, 2002 5:07 AM jajajajaja. you forgot. |
| 22) Posted by: Your Mom November 19, 2002 11:47 AM Your mom is so ugly that she has to sneak up on a glass of water and when she was born her mom said, "oh, what a little treasure" and her dad said, "Yes, now let's go bury it!" The crap you show is dumb!!! |
| 23) Posted by: This is the same person as above November 19, 2002 11:49 AM Your mom is so very fat that when she fell in love... SHE BROKE IT!! |
| 24) Posted by: Hey your momma November 19, 2002 11:51 AM Dude, if you are reading this i loved your k-mart wal-mart and target joke! KEEP THEM ROLLING IN! Oh... and your mom's so fat that when she wanted a waterbed they threw a blanket across Lake Michigan. Oh and by the way this is the same guy as the 2 jokes above... from now on i will call myself SAMEGUY! |
| 25) Posted by: Ashley November 26, 2002 11:23 AM I thought those jokes were so funny I love how they were about the book |
| 26) Posted by: me November 28, 2002 2:56 AM this is fucked why do we have 2 read some fucking book to get the jokes i can make up better ones u retarted fucking dicks |
| 27) Posted by: Someone December 2, 2002 3:53 PM These aren't bad for us intellectuals, all you people that think these aren't funny, you must be a bunch of uneducated hill-jacks. >B-\ |
| 28) Posted by: Chris December 4, 2002 5:53 PM Leave the poor lad alone, the jokes are good, I don't see any of you lazy bastards making up your own jokes! |
| 29) Posted by: Chris December 4, 2002 5:53 PM Leave the poor lad alone, the jokes are good, I don't see any of you lazy bastards making up your own jokes! |
| 30) Posted by: Chris-tal December 5, 2002 3:15 PM First of all they just jokes so any ways nobody aint talkin |
| 31) Posted by: Christal December 6, 2002 2:53 PM Chris next time you want to talk about some bodies momma just remember that yo momma so fat that she bungie jumped and took the whole gate? |
| 32) Posted by: isidro December 7, 2002 5:04 PM this is a hell of a good momma jokes your momma is so stupid that she didnt pass the urinal test |
| 33) Posted by: none of your bussiness December 9, 2002 11:48 AM these are pretty good |
| 34) Posted by: Depress about Finals December 10, 2002 12:45 PM Dude!!! these are the funniest MAMA joke I ever heard. Mama joke for the intellectuals iguess. Obviously you have to read the book first to understand it. People who think they're stupid need to read it. |
| 35) Posted by: rachel December 12, 2002 1:51 PM these are ok they could use a little work but hey i dont know any so keep up the good work*!!!! |
| 36) Posted by: lover girl December 12, 2002 1:53 PM hey sup peeps these are good keepit up |
| 37) Posted by: Vicky December 14, 2002 4:03 PM these r **** man!! |
| 38) Posted by: 2 pac December 15, 2002 1:52 PM u jokes stink ur mums so old i slapped her on the back and her tits fell off ur mum so dumb she gave birth 2 ya u **** son of a bi*** |
| 39) Posted by: harry potter December 15, 2002 1:55 PM my mums dead shame on u (flippendo) i hope my mum comes back 4rom da dead and chops u in half wid dis ====[::::::::::::>>> |
| 40) Posted by: hugo December 15, 2002 6:34 PM wtf. those sucked the most ass ever. please...go get a lobotomy. that was such an insult to classic literature, you have no idea. |
| 41) Posted by: sam g December 17, 2002 7:46 AM your mommas so fat she's on both sides of da family |
| 42) Posted by: sam g December 17, 2002 7:46 AM your mommas so fat she's on both sides of da family |
| 43) Posted by: nathan myers the 1st December 17, 2002 2:26 PM THESE JOKES ARE REALLY F***N STUPID. STICK TO YOUR F***N DAY JOB U DUMBA****. NOW A REAL JOKE IS "Y9OUR MOMMA IS SO F***N FAT, SHE PUT ON A YELLO JUMP-SUIT, WENT OUTSIDE, AND TWO MIDGET'S JUMPED IN HER ASS THINKING SHE WAS A TAXI" AND THAT'S THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR MOMMA |
| 44) Posted by: NATHAN MYERS December 17, 2002 2:28 PM REALLY NONE THESE MAKE ANY SENSE TAKE IT OFF |
| 45) Posted by: candice delgado December 17, 2002 3:13 PM this site is f***ed up |
| 46) Posted by: nana December 17, 2002 9:39 PM the jokes were whack man!!! |
| 47) Posted by: nana December 17, 2002 9:39 PM the jokes were whack man!!! |
| 48) Posted by: De-Dawg December 19, 2002 10:43 AM THIS WEB SITE IS F@#*$N GAY!!! THIS DUMB A$$ FOOL NEEDS TO COME UP WITH SOME BETTER JOKES. STUPID A$$ PRICK!!! |
| 49) Posted by: De-Dawg December 19, 2002 10:43 AM THIS WEB SITE IS F@#*$N GAY!!! THIS DUMB A$$ FOOL NEEDS TO COME UP WITH SOME BETTER JOKES. STUPID A$$ PRICK!!! |
| 50) Posted by: De-Dawg December 19, 2002 10:43 AM THIS WEB SITE IS F@#*$N GAY!!! THIS DUMB A$$ FOOL NEEDS TO COME UP WITH SOME BETTER JOKES. STUPID A$$ PRICK!!! |
| 51) Posted by: De-Dawg December 19, 2002 10:52 AM Hey this dudes mom is so poor. That I went to his house and asked his MOMMA what was for dinner and she hopped up on the table and said TUNA!!! HA HA HA... |
| 52) Posted by: De-Dawg December 19, 2002 10:52 AM Hey this dudes mom is so poor. That I went to his house and asked his MOMMA what was for dinner and she hopped up on the table and said TUNA!!! HA HA HA... |
| 53) Posted by: JamesSpencer December 19, 2002 10:58 AM you are fucking queer, im going to |
| 54) Posted by: someone that is messed up December 19, 2002 1:43 PM these are so f*** stupid yall suck. Heres a good one your mamma so fat she walked in front of the TV and i missed the whole episode. |
| 55) Posted by: chris stullman December 22, 2002 12:47 AM Your moma is so fat she has to get babatised at sea world!Now thats a joke for u!!! |
| 56) Posted by: chris stullman December 22, 2002 12:52 AM your moma is so ugly the only time she got wissled at was right before she got hit by a train! |
| 57) Posted by: Sonic December 22, 2002 11:22 AM Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! |
| 58) Posted by: Jack January 2, 2003 11:06 PM I never knew your moma jokes could generate so much controversy. |
| 59) Posted by: DESIREE January 4, 2003 3:21 PM Yo Momma so stupid she sat there staring at an orange juice carton cuz it said "concentrate" |
| 60) Posted by: rachel2008gklfhdlkgh January 9, 2003 2:13 PM these jokes are so stupid .heres 1 |
| 61) Posted by: asshole January 9, 2003 3:12 PM your fucken jokes suck balls and |
| 62) Posted by: Superstar_88 January 9, 2003 4:15 PM yo momma is so fat before God could let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat a$$ out the way!!! |
| 63) Posted by: Freddy The Badass January 22, 2003 1:51 PM Your mom is like calories shes fat. |
| 64) Posted by: Rafael Umaņa January 24, 2003 7:19 PM Yo momma's so fat, she's like a big-mac, all that fat only worth a buck. |
| 65) Posted by: Rafael Umaņa January 24, 2003 7:26 PM Yo momma's so fat, she's like a big-mac, all that fat only worth a buck. |
| 66) Posted by: prof . j f. w. battis January 27, 2003 9:33 AM please submit your doctorinal to the urinal. |
| 67) Posted by: porkman January 28, 2003 1:36 PM yo moma so fat when she put on her yellow raincoat and goes outside everybody think's it's the magicschool bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 68) Posted by: joe smith January 29, 2003 9:59 PM your jokes suck big time they are soooooooo gay |
| 69) Posted by: derrick malpas February 3, 2003 12:53 PM I suck big dick I will give any guy a hand job |
| 70) Posted by: Shelly February 5, 2003 4:47 PM Ya mums dat thick she went to the traffic lights and thought it woz a disco. |
| 71) Posted by: jhon February 6, 2003 11:15 AM your jokes are gay. |
| 72) Posted by: raj February 12, 2003 8:43 AM UR MUMS SO UGLY THAT SHE ENETERED AN UGLY COMPETITION AND THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS |
| 73) Posted by: Killa C February 14, 2003 10:29 AM This is the STUPIDEST thing i have ever seen, none of these are funny at all!!!! |
| 74) Posted by: mark clifford February 14, 2003 10:49 AM your momma's ass is so big it has its on zip code |
| 75) Posted by: mark clifford February 14, 2003 10:49 AM your momma's ass is so big it has its on zip code |
| 76) Posted by: mark clifford February 14, 2003 10:49 AM your momma's ass is so big it has its on zip code |
| 77) Posted by: im not mark clifford February 14, 2003 10:51 AM your mom's so stupid she called 7-11 to see when it was closed |
| 78) Posted by: mark alex clifford February 14, 2003 10:54 AM ok i have to say something about the people making comments to other people first of all learn to spell cause u all are calling this site stupid when you cant spell in the first place and second of all if u hate this website and think the jokes are horrible GO TO ANOTHER FREAKIN WEBSITE DUMBASSES!!!thank you... |
| 79) Posted by: dramaqueen February 16, 2003 6:08 PM Your Mama is so ugly she went to a Birthday Party and they thought she was the clown. |
| 80) Posted by: DramaQueen February 16, 2003 6:13 PM Dear Sameguy, |
| 81) Posted by: Brad February 19, 2003 5:31 PM These fools don't know what they're talking about. This is a great site with awesome jokes. Maybe some of those backwoods hicks who blasted it should (try to) read the book. |
| 82) Posted by: miriha February 21, 2003 9:52 PM oyur jokes suck monkey balls and you are the worst writer ever.I hope you dont die writing these sorry ass jokes.heres a few good jokes:yo mamas so fat I had to take 2 trains an da bus just to get on her good side-yo mama so fat when sh looks at a menu she says okay-yo mama so fat that the back of her neck looks a pack of hot dogs-yo mama so fat that her blood type is ragu pasta sauce-yo mama so fat I was fucking her I tried to roll of of her but I was still on her. |
| 83) Posted by: miriha February 21, 2003 9:54 PM your jokes suck monkey balls and you are the worst writer ever.I hope you dont die writing these sorry ass jokes.heres a few good jokes:yo mamas so fat I had to take 2 trains an da bus just to get on her good side-yo mama so fat when sh looks at a menu she says okay-yo mama so fat that the back of her neck looks a pack of hot dogs-yo mama so fat that her blood type is ragu pasta sauce-yo mama so fat I was fucking her I tried to roll of of her but I was still on her.ne ways I just wanted to tell you that I'm only 11 years old and i usally think that everthung is nfunny but I had to make an exception because jokes sucked dick |
| 84) Posted by: Amber February 21, 2003 11:56 PM theses r stupid! Here's 1! |
| 85) Posted by: frankie l. dennis February 27, 2003 1:39 PM these are the funniest jokes that i have ever heard lol |
| 86) Posted by: slappa February 28, 2003 9:41 AM this are the most shittest jokes in history i wouldnt piss on them if they was on fire hahaha |
| 87) Posted by: smallpimp49224 March 2, 2003 10:39 AM they really suck take up a nother hobby comedy is not your thing |