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Top Ten Your Momma Jokes from George Orwell's 1984

Scott Manning
July 29, 2002 | Comments (135)

This top ten list is merely a joke and is meant for those who are familiar with George Orwell's 1984.

Warning: If you have not read 1984, then these insults will not make any sense.

1. Your mamma's so ugly that she got arrested for a facecrime.
2. Your mamma's so ugly that when she comes to mind, the Thought Police show up.
3. Your mamma's so ugly that anyone who goes to 'Room 101' has to face her.
4. Your mamma's so ugly that we all thought she was Big Brother.
5. Your mamma's so ugly that the Newspeak word for anything ugly is her name.
6. Your mamma dresses so bad, that we all thought she was a Prole.
7. Your mamma's so fat that the Ministry of Plenty had to over compensate for her food rations.
8. Your mamma's so ugly that they use her picture for Goldstein's wife.
9. Your mamma's so ugly that even the proles won't hang out with her.
10. You mamma is so hairy that the Ministry of Plenty shaved her to meet their wig quota.
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Comments (135):
1) Posted by: joe mama
July 30, 2002 5:55 PM

These suck!


2) Posted by: John
July 30, 2002 7:14 PM

Obviously, joe mamma hasn't read the book.


3) Posted by: Phil
August 2, 2002 3:55 AM

Obviously your workload has slacked off *L*.


4) Posted by: Jose El Taco
August 14, 2002 11:07 AM

I'm mid-way through the book - the latest poo-poo material - excellent read - nice Momma Jokes.


5) Posted by: Big Brother
August 14, 2002 11:08 AM

Prepare to be vaporized for such unorthodox thinking. This whole site needs to be "rectified".


6) Posted by: riiiiiiiiight
October 9, 2002 11:14 PM

ummmm no, this is the worst **** i have ever heard and if u have to read a book to understand momma jokes it just ruins it.


7) Posted by: shenay-nay
October 11, 2002 11:51 PM

these are so dumb...please don't quit your day job with these 10 year old wanna be jokes.


8) Posted by: juanito m.10/21/02 5:11.PM
October 21, 2002 8:10 PM

THESE JOKES ARE f****N STUPID LIKE YOUR F****N MOMMA "JOE MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE USES THE SWIMING POOL AS A BATH TUB" NOW THATS A JOKE.


9) Posted by: Eileen
October 22, 2002 3:55 PM

These are good jokes and i think people are mean. They juss don't understand. They r low lifes. take and i hope u don't take the comments personal.


10) Posted by: Martha Focker
October 23, 2002 4:55 PM

These lokes are so f***** stupid why are you writing about your momma like this!!Take up another hobby, comedy is not your thing!!


11) Posted by: Drama Queen Mamma
October 23, 2002 4:58 PM

Boy you better stop writting about me like this!!! to pwattydoddelollyday!!


12) Posted by: tim
October 23, 2002 6:31 PM

yo mama jumped off a plane and then loss 200 pounds and started making a business.


13) Posted by: john
October 23, 2002 6:34 PM

Your mammas so fat, she doesnt take pictures, she takes posters.


14) Posted by: Jnny
October 24, 2002 10:49 AM

These are the worst your momma jokes ever , they make no sence and are stipid , this website should not even exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yall need to learn to tell some funny jokes


15) Posted by: Dork wad
October 26, 2002 4:36 PM

The best joke on this site is an actual comment!!! And it is written by Juanito m.


16) Posted by: your mamma
October 27, 2002 8:38 PM

well uf u want a joke a one thats not corny you mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.and if you want another she tripped on k mart rolled over wall mart and landed right on target ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha go ahaed and laugh


17) Posted by: Victor
October 30, 2002 2:53 PM

I think these jokes suck. Who ever came up with these must have at least a single digit I.Q.
Yeah.


18) Posted by: none of yur buissenss
October 30, 2002 8:58 PM

These jokes are the BOMB!!! They are so cool, how did you make them up, i want to be juss like you. I think comedy is your thing!!


19) Posted by: Seymore Butts
November 10, 2002 5:08 PM

Dude this page is bomb diggity......Keep up the good work, this shi* is tight...peace out!


20) Posted by: PhilB
November 15, 2002 3:03 AM

Obviously the joke is on all of the ignorant people who don't get the jokes because they haven't read 1984; and from what they show by their great use of the English language, may not be able to understand it if they did.


21) Posted by: alexandra
November 17, 2002 5:07 AM

jajajajaja. you forgot.

"your momma is so ugly, big brother didnt want to watch her!!" HAHAHAHAHAH. okay. hi. great jokes. genius.


22) Posted by: Your Mom
November 19, 2002 11:47 AM

Your mom is so ugly that she has to sneak up on a glass of water and when she was born her mom said, "oh, what a little treasure" and her dad said, "Yes, now let's go bury it!" The crap you show is dumb!!!


23) Posted by: This is the same person as above
November 19, 2002 11:49 AM

Your mom is so very fat that when she fell in love... SHE BROKE IT!!


24) Posted by: Hey your momma
November 19, 2002 11:51 AM

Dude, if you are reading this i loved your k-mart wal-mart and target joke! KEEP THEM ROLLING IN! Oh... and your mom's so fat that when she wanted a waterbed they threw a blanket across Lake Michigan. Oh and by the way this is the same guy as the 2 jokes above... from now on i will call myself SAMEGUY!


25) Posted by: Ashley
November 26, 2002 11:23 AM

I thought those jokes were so funny I love how they were about the book


26) Posted by: me
November 28, 2002 2:56 AM

this is fucked why do we have 2 read some fucking book to get the jokes i can make up better ones u retarted fucking dicks


27) Posted by: Someone
December 2, 2002 3:53 PM

These aren't bad for us intellectuals, all you people that think these aren't funny, you must be a bunch of uneducated hill-jacks. >B-\


28) Posted by: Chris
December 4, 2002 5:53 PM

Leave the poor lad alone, the jokes are good, I don't see any of you lazy bastards making up your own jokes!


29) Posted by: Chris
December 4, 2002 5:53 PM

Leave the poor lad alone, the jokes are good, I don't see any of you lazy bastards making up your own jokes!


30) Posted by: Chris-tal
December 5, 2002 3:15 PM

First of all they just jokes so any ways nobody aint talkin
bout some bodies momma thats on dem if some body talks about yo momma that's on her big fat a**
holla back


31) Posted by: Christal
December 6, 2002 2:53 PM

Chris next time you want to talk about some bodies momma just remember that yo momma so fat that she bungie jumped and took the whole gate?


32) Posted by: isidro
December 7, 2002 5:04 PM

this is a hell of a good momma jokes your momma is so stupid that she didnt pass the urinal test


33) Posted by: none of your bussiness
December 9, 2002 11:48 AM

these are pretty good


34) Posted by: Depress about Finals
December 10, 2002 12:45 PM

Dude!!! these are the funniest MAMA joke I ever heard. Mama joke for the intellectuals iguess. Obviously you have to read the book first to understand it. People who think they're stupid need to read it.


35) Posted by: rachel
December 12, 2002 1:51 PM

these are ok they could use a little work but hey i dont know any so keep up the good work*!!!!


36) Posted by: lover girl
December 12, 2002 1:53 PM

hey sup peeps these are good keepit up


37) Posted by: Vicky
December 14, 2002 4:03 PM

these r **** man!!


38) Posted by: 2 pac
December 15, 2002 1:52 PM

u jokes stink ur mums so old i slapped her on the back and her tits fell off ur mum so dumb she gave birth 2 ya u **** son of a bi***


39) Posted by: harry potter
December 15, 2002 1:55 PM

my mums dead shame on u (flippendo) i hope my mum comes back 4rom da dead and chops u in half wid dis ====[::::::::::::>>>


40) Posted by: hugo
December 15, 2002 6:34 PM

wtf. those sucked the most ass ever. please...go get a lobotomy. that was such an insult to classic literature, you have no idea.


41) Posted by: sam g
December 17, 2002 7:46 AM

your mommas so fat she's on both sides of da family


42) Posted by: sam g
December 17, 2002 7:46 AM

your mommas so fat she's on both sides of da family


43) Posted by: nathan myers the 1st
December 17, 2002 2:26 PM

THESE JOKES ARE REALLY F***N STUPID. STICK TO YOUR F***N DAY JOB U DUMBA****. NOW A REAL JOKE IS "Y9OUR MOMMA IS SO F***N FAT, SHE PUT ON A YELLO JUMP-SUIT, WENT OUTSIDE, AND TWO MIDGET'S JUMPED IN HER ASS THINKING SHE WAS A TAXI" AND THAT'S THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR MOMMA


44) Posted by: NATHAN MYERS
December 17, 2002 2:28 PM

REALLY NONE THESE MAKE ANY SENSE TAKE IT OFF


45) Posted by: candice delgado
December 17, 2002 3:13 PM

this site is f***ed up


46) Posted by: nana
December 17, 2002 9:39 PM

the jokes were whack man!!!


47) Posted by: nana
December 17, 2002 9:39 PM

the jokes were whack man!!!


48) Posted by: De-Dawg
December 19, 2002 10:43 AM

THIS WEB SITE IS F@#*$N GAY!!! THIS DUMB A$$ FOOL NEEDS TO COME UP WITH SOME BETTER JOKES. STUPID A$$ PRICK!!!


49) Posted by: De-Dawg
December 19, 2002 10:43 AM

THIS WEB SITE IS F@#*$N GAY!!! THIS DUMB A$$ FOOL NEEDS TO COME UP WITH SOME BETTER JOKES. STUPID A$$ PRICK!!!


50) Posted by: De-Dawg
December 19, 2002 10:43 AM

THIS WEB SITE IS F@#*$N GAY!!! THIS DUMB A$$ FOOL NEEDS TO COME UP WITH SOME BETTER JOKES. STUPID A$$ PRICK!!!


51) Posted by: De-Dawg
December 19, 2002 10:52 AM

Hey this dudes mom is so poor. That I went to his house and asked his MOMMA what was for dinner and she hopped up on the table and said TUNA!!! HA HA HA...


52) Posted by: De-Dawg
December 19, 2002 10:52 AM

Hey this dudes mom is so poor. That I went to his house and asked his MOMMA what was for dinner and she hopped up on the table and said TUNA!!! HA HA HA...


53) Posted by: JamesSpencer
December 19, 2002 10:58 AM

you are fucking queer, im going to
knock your fucking face in.


54) Posted by: someone that is messed up
December 19, 2002 1:43 PM

these are so f*** stupid yall suck. Heres a good one your mamma so fat she walked in front of the TV and i missed the whole episode.

now thats funny!@#$%^&*


55) Posted by: chris stullman
December 22, 2002 12:47 AM

Your moma is so fat she has to get babatised at sea world!Now thats a joke for u!!!


56) Posted by: chris stullman
December 22, 2002 12:52 AM

your moma is so ugly the only time she got wissled at was right before she got hit by a train!


57) Posted by: Sonic
December 22, 2002 11:22 AM

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!


58) Posted by: Jack
January 2, 2003 11:06 PM

I never knew your moma jokes could generate so much controversy.


59) Posted by: DESIREE
January 4, 2003 3:21 PM

Yo Momma so stupid she sat there staring at an orange juice carton cuz it said "concentrate"


60) Posted by: rachel2008gklfhdlkgh
January 9, 2003 2:13 PM

these jokes are so stupid .heres 1
yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out


61) Posted by: asshole
January 9, 2003 3:12 PM

your fucken jokes suck balls and


62) Posted by: Superstar_88
January 9, 2003 4:15 PM

yo momma is so fat before God could let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat a$$ out the way!!!


63) Posted by: Freddy The Badass
January 22, 2003 1:51 PM

Your mom is like calories shes fat.


64) Posted by: Rafael Umaņa
January 24, 2003 7:19 PM

Yo momma's so fat, she's like a big-mac, all that fat only worth a buck.


65) Posted by: Rafael Umaņa
January 24, 2003 7:26 PM

Yo momma's so fat, she's like a big-mac, all that fat only worth a buck.


66) Posted by: prof . j f. w. battis
January 27, 2003 9:33 AM

please submit your doctorinal to the urinal.


67) Posted by: porkman
January 28, 2003 1:36 PM

yo moma so fat when she put on her yellow raincoat and goes outside everybody think's it's the magicschool bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heavy joke inn'it


68) Posted by: joe smith
January 29, 2003 9:59 PM

your jokes suck big time they are soooooooo gay
i actually have some good ones

your mamas like a tv a 3 year old can turn her on

your mamas so poor i saw her kickin a cardboard box down the street when i asked what she was doin she said "movin"


69) Posted by: derrick malpas
February 3, 2003 12:53 PM

I suck big dick I will give any guy a hand job


70) Posted by: Shelly
February 5, 2003 4:47 PM

Ya mums dat thick she went to the traffic lights and thought it woz a disco.

Ya mums dat poor that she invited me round 4 t there were 3 beans on the table i ate 1 and she sed dont b greedy.

Ya mums house is that dirty i have 2 wipe my feet b4 i go outside.

Ya mums that fat she has 3 have a passport 3 roll over.

Ya mums that old she farts dust.

ya mums dat old she new burger king when he was a prince.

ya mums dat ugly that when she entered the beauty contest the man sed sorry we dont do proffessionals.

Now Thwy were the best!!


71) Posted by: jhon
February 6, 2003 11:15 AM

your jokes are gay.

Your momma is so fat when she swam in the ocean all the wales sing "we are family your buttcrake is longer then me" now thats a joke.


72) Posted by: raj
February 12, 2003 8:43 AM

UR MUMS SO UGLY THAT SHE ENETERED AN UGLY COMPETITION AND THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS

Ur mums so ugly she make a baboon look good

Ur mums so dumb she got ran over by a parked car


73) Posted by: Killa C
February 14, 2003 10:29 AM

This is the STUPIDEST thing i have ever seen, none of these are funny at all!!!!


74) Posted by: mark clifford
February 14, 2003 10:49 AM

your momma's ass is so big it has its on zip code

your mom's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch


75) Posted by: mark clifford
February 14, 2003 10:49 AM

your momma's ass is so big it has its on zip code

your mom's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch


76) Posted by: mark clifford
February 14, 2003 10:49 AM

your momma's ass is so big it has its on zip code

your mom's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch


77) Posted by: im not mark clifford
February 14, 2003 10:51 AM

your mom's so stupid she called 7-11 to see when it was closed

your mom's so stupid she bought video cameras to tape cable TV at home

oh yea and these jokes are old (all the other ones) hahah


78) Posted by: mark alex clifford
February 14, 2003 10:54 AM

ok i have to say something about the people making comments to other people first of all learn to spell cause u all are calling this site stupid when you cant spell in the first place and second of all if u hate this website and think the jokes are horrible GO TO ANOTHER FREAKIN WEBSITE DUMBASSES!!!thank you...


79) Posted by: dramaqueen
February 16, 2003 6:08 PM

Your Mama is so ugly she went to a Birthday Party and they thought she was the clown.

Your mama is so fat the Ocean is her batub.

Your mama is so stupid, that she thinks 1+1=22.


80) Posted by: DramaQueen
February 16, 2003 6:13 PM

Dear Sameguy,
If you are reading this your jokes suck so bad you make even my dog look good


81) Posted by: Brad
February 19, 2003 5:31 PM

These fools don't know what they're talking about. This is a great site with awesome jokes. Maybe some of those backwoods hicks who blasted it should (try to) read the book.


82) Posted by: miriha
February 21, 2003 9:52 PM

oyur jokes suck monkey balls and you are the worst writer ever.I hope you dont die writing these sorry ass jokes.heres a few good jokes:yo mamas so fat I had to take 2 trains an da bus just to get on her good side-yo mama so fat when sh looks at a menu she says okay-yo mama so fat that the back of her neck looks a pack of hot dogs-yo mama so fat that her blood type is ragu pasta sauce-yo mama so fat I was fucking her I tried to roll of of her but I was still on her.


83) Posted by: miriha
February 21, 2003 9:54 PM

your jokes suck monkey balls and you are the worst writer ever.I hope you dont die writing these sorry ass jokes.heres a few good jokes:yo mamas so fat I had to take 2 trains an da bus just to get on her good side-yo mama so fat when sh looks at a menu she says okay-yo mama so fat that the back of her neck looks a pack of hot dogs-yo mama so fat that her blood type is ragu pasta sauce-yo mama so fat I was fucking her I tried to roll of of her but I was still on her.ne ways I just wanted to tell you that I'm only 11 years old and i usally think that everthung is nfunny but I had to make an exception because jokes sucked dick


84) Posted by: Amber
February 21, 2003 11:56 PM

theses r stupid! Here's 1!
YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT SHE ROLLED OVER AND ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYING TO GET BACK UP!
or
YO MAMA'S SO POOR THAT SHE CAN'T KILL AL THE COCKROACHES CUZ THEY PAY HALF THE RENT!


85) Posted by: frankie l. dennis
February 27, 2003 1:39 PM

these are the funniest jokes that i have ever heard lol


86) Posted by: slappa
February 28, 2003 9:41 AM

this are the most shittest jokes in history i wouldnt piss on them if they was on fire hahaha


87) Posted by: smallpimp49224
March 2, 2003 10:39 AM

they really suck take up a nother hobby comedy is not your thing


88) Posted by: dustin bridgers
March 4, 2003 12:13 PM

ya momma is dumb she;s smarter than tth average bear my mom has a dingaling


89) Posted by: shadow man
March 7, 2003 11:14 AM

You sons a bitches don't know how to tell a damn joke if your life depened on it you all suck alot a cock. Ypu bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Kiss my ass!
:)


90) Posted by: Bessie stincher
March 7, 2003 11:23 AM

i am a gay fagget who likes 2 suck big fat nigger dick i go 2 paint valley high school so come and find me and ill stick it in yer ass !


91) Posted by: Bongs Golore
March 7, 2003 11:23 AM

These jokes blow on the dick hard. It isn't even worth reading them I mean come on this sucks big dick.And Bessie Tincher likes the big dicks and the ass rapest that will let him play with their balls!!!!!!!


92) Posted by: BRANDON KLONTZ
March 7, 2003 11:39 AM

I WILL SUCK YER BIG FAT NIGGER COCK 4 A GALLON OF GAS 4 MY LAWN MOWER SO I CAN I CAN HAVE IT 2 RIDE 2 GO 2 MY GAY BOYFRIENDS HOUSE BRAD SECREST WELL COME AND GET SOME HEAD!


93) Posted by: non of ur bizz
March 9, 2003 11:21 AM

these jokes f@#*^n suck, heres one 4 all u lil F@9e*s, i went to ur house and asked ur mom wat waz 4 dinner and she jumped on the table,took off her shoe and said CORN!!!


94) Posted by: carol
March 10, 2003 6:22 PM

THESE JOKES ARE FUNKIN MESSED MAN
YALL NEED TO GO TO COMEDIAN SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO SAY STUFF


95) Posted by: CAROL
March 10, 2003 6:27 PM

MAN HERES A JOKE
YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE STUMBLE OVER
WAL MART TRIPPED OVER K-MART AND LANDED ON TARGET


96) Posted by: skinnyminnie
March 11, 2003 10:20 PM

These jokes are not funny at all and whoever wrote this bullshit needs to be slapped


97) Posted by: george thoms
March 13, 2003 8:16 AM

your mommas so fat she plays snooker wit the universe

your mommas so fat she goes to the zoo and gets a family discount


98) Posted by: chris anderson
March 13, 2003 10:45 AM

heres a jok
your mamma so dumb she used the cat litter to take a crap.


99) Posted by: z
March 14, 2003 11:36 AM

Your mammas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure!


100) Posted by: Bugar
March 15, 2003 12:08 AM

What the **** r these jokes. u gotta be kidding mi mate!!!!!


101) Posted by: joker
March 18, 2003 9:03 PM

yo momma so slutty that she opened a business stand, she opened her legs started rubbing her pussy and said,"Home of the Champion."


102) Posted by: ARNELL
March 20, 2003 9:37 AM

THIS IS COOL...


103) Posted by: bobbo
March 20, 2003 10:46 AM

i think eileen is retarded. and these jokes are so f***n dumb i wouldn't laugh if i was stoned


104) Posted by: Bill Clinton
March 26, 2003 3:20 PM

i've had better


105) Posted by: Bekah
March 26, 2003 8:31 PM

Although i absolutely despised the book, its just not my kind of reading, i thought the jokes were funny. I don't understand all the cuss words everyone is using. Come on ya'll there are so many other words in the english language that would be a better choice. It just doesn't make you sound intellegent; and for the boys its a majr turn off for the girlz.


106) Posted by: Goldstein
March 26, 2003 11:08 PM

Lighten up people...it's not that good of a book...have some fun with it. Especially all you college kids writing papers on it could use these to bring back there sanity


107) Posted by: lil rozie
March 27, 2003 12:40 PM

heheheeehehheh!! all dis is hilerious!! i got 1..... yo mamma so ugly wen she waz born her mamma had to tie a pork chop round her neck just so the dog wud play wid her!!! now that is gud!!!


108) Posted by: Mongola Mongolo
April 8, 2003 6:42 PM

i think that these jokes are really funny who ever made this website should get an award or something who ever doent like it just GO TO ANOTHER WEBSITE.


109) Posted by: Carol
April 8, 2003 10:10 PM

Gosh, there are so many uneducated people who don't have the mental capacity to read something like that. "Momma" jokes are dumb anyway, but these were amusing. Good job!


110) Posted by: Bret
April 15, 2003 5:21 PM

What bothers me is that you went so far as to put these on a website. Why? They're bad enough by themselves but it's sad that you thought they're really worth the effort.


111) Posted by: WesBad ass
April 15, 2003 10:43 PM

Dude this is a very sucessful sites, how would u like money off this sight


112) Posted by: G unit
April 17, 2003 3:49 PM

NO just NO


113) Posted by: endokid
April 18, 2003 9:41 AM

they koo they aight i got 1 yo momma iz so fat when planets fell on her she says DAM MOSQUITOS!


114) Posted by: BB
April 25, 2003 5:42 PM

Bravo Scott Manning! The comments generated for almost a year by this one list of fairly funny jokes has proved beyond a reasonable doubt that most of America is ignorant, nearly illiterate (that means can't read, spell or think for you f***ing dummies)and desperate to disrespect anything and anyone they don't understand. I did like the added momma joke about BB not wanting to watch your ugly mama, too.


115) Posted by: joe baga doughnuts
April 29, 2003 10:32 PM

this fuckin site sucks big fuckin balls u all **** your momma!!laugh at that


116) Posted by: joe baga doughnuts
April 29, 2003 10:33 PM

this fuckin site sucks big fuckin balls u all **** your momma!!laugh at that


117) Posted by: Tata Otta
April 30, 2003 12:16 PM

These stink man...


118) Posted by: Tata Otta
April 30, 2003 12:17 PM

These stink man...


119) Posted by: BB
May 1, 2003 7:23 AM

YOur momma so dumb she tried swimming in Oceania?


120) Posted by: as if im gonna tell u
June 11, 2003 2:26 PM

hey ppl oi whoever made this site yeah did make it 4 older ppl or sum1 who is interested in 1984?
but ppl who rote comments i luved ur cusses i was cusses this girl DOWN man she had NO chat back cheerz laterz ppl

i got a joke!!!!!!!!


TELL UR MUM TO STOP CHANGIN HER LIPSTICK COLOUR MY DICK IS TURNIN MULTICOLOURED!!!

I LIKE DAT jk hope u will 2


121) Posted by: j
July 1, 2003 2:59 AM

this is ok but i got one

your momms so at shes on both sides of the family


122) Posted by: M
July 9, 2003 2:33 PM

Ure so thick u locked yourself in a toilet and pissed ure self!

Ure so thick u got locked in a supermarket and starved!


123) Posted by: LAKERSGURL4EVA
July 9, 2003 8:14 PM

YOU KNOW WHAT ALL YALL IS REALLY F*UCKED UP. YALL NEED TO LEARN SOME RESPECT AND GROW UP. PLEASE WHERE IS THE LUV?? YALL SHOULDNT HATE ON ANY ONE ELSES SH*T. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT READ IT THATS ALL. SO KEEP IT REAL AND PLAY OT SAFE@


124) Posted by: zdghxbx
July 10, 2003 2:05 PM

your mum is so fat each time she has sex she gives directions


125) Posted by: xsad
July 10, 2003 2:09 PM

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE HAS SEX IT TAKES THE MAN 4 DAYS TO GET OFF HER


126) Posted by: Alex
August 23, 2003 10:04 PM

- the only thing fucked up on this site is people cussin other peoples cusses.. anyway heres some of mine.


Yo muma so poor burglers brake into her house and leave her money!

Yo muma so stuppid that she got locked in tesco's and starved to death
or
Yo muma sooo stupid she got locked in a tiolet and pissed herself!!

yo muma so fat she goes out wearing high heels and comes back with sandals!!


127) Posted by: sum guy
August 24, 2003 7:22 AM

well, these jokes are unfortunately pretty lame, which is a shame cos 1984 is a class book. however, the idea of yo momma jokes is that everyone can understand them, from the highest intellect of master manning to the idiocity of mr juancilo or wotever his name is. these dont abide to these simple laws of humour. i'd be impressedif it worked on 2 levels, but it doesnt. get sum better material.


128) Posted by: *~*A Yo MaMa FaN*~*
August 25, 2003 3:26 AM

You best be joking that these are "yo mama jokes" the best i've seen/read are from the comments alone! You need to get some new jokes.....like.....Yo mama so poor i stepped on a lit cigarette and she ask "What happend to the heat?". Or lets try...... Yo mama so ugly she took your baby to a costume contest with no make-up on and won 1st place. Yo mama is so fat, im still tryin to get off her. Yo mama is so stupid, ppl told her to duck in a snowball fight, and she looked up into the air and said "WHERE??". And OH!!! How about....... Yo mama so old and ugly, shes the reason the dinosaurs are extinct.


129) Posted by: *~*A Yo MaMa FaN*~*
August 25, 2003 3:27 AM

You best be joking that these are "yo mama jokes" the best i've seen/read are from the comments alone! You need to get some new jokes.....like.....Yo mama so poor i stepped on a lit cigarette and she ask "What happend to the heat?". Or lets try...... Yo mama so ugly she took your baby to a costume contest with no make-up on and won 1st place. Yo mama is so fat, im still tryin to get off her. Yo mama is so stupid, ppl told her to duck in a snowball fight, and she looked up into the air and said "WHERE??". And OH!!! How about....... Yo mama so old and ugly, shes the reason the dinosaurs are extinct.


130) Posted by: Aria
October 2, 2003 8:09 PM

does no one understand that you have to read the book to get these jokes? If you didn't read the book why did you click on the link?!


131) Posted by: Mkelty
October 10, 2003 12:56 PM

The first four are ace. The rest are weak. Anyway, ya forgot - Your momma's so stupid she thought 2+2 equaled 6. Oh ha ha. We intellectuals are a funny bunch.


132) Posted by: Firky
October 10, 2003 1:02 PM

Your momma was the prozzy Winston, shagged.


133) Posted by: Testicleez
October 14, 2003 1:40 AM

I've read the book a while back and just read through all the comments. I've found some of the comments to be quite humorous but most of them to be posted by angsty wannabe gangbangers who I myself label them as "homos" or "lamers". I myself enjoyed the first jokes because of the effort put into them by first reading the book then coming up with the creativity and intelect that goes into making classic yo mamma jokes. Most the "Yo Mamma" jokes people hear are so circulated so much because stupid and ignorant people, for some unkown reason find them funny.
For most people who enjoy these, I applaud your ability to be above the level of standard ignorance. For those of you that didn't get the jokes are that read the book and didn't find any of them funny you should really think about loosening your doo-rag (for our fellow african americans or black or negro readers however they wish to be called), quit raping your relatives (for our fellow white or caucasian or cracker readers), quit hoping the borders (for the hispanic, latino, or mexican readers), quit trying to make your rice rockets look cool (for the "asian connection", japanese, chinese, and any other orient out there)


134) Posted by: pat
November 15, 2003 1:36 PM

obviosly if you haven't read 1984, YOU WON'T GET THE DAMN JOKES! Seriosly, pretty funny jokes man!
i got one: your mama is so fat and black that when big brother tried to watch her, he thought the telescreen was broken!

heres another:your mama is so fat, that when she got sent to room 101, she couldn't fit!
your mama is so stupid that the paty uses her as a visual aid for IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!


135) Posted by: ziggy
November 19, 2003 3:56 PM

#5 is a bit of a stretch. it's just too lengthy to be a momma joke. it just doesn't flow.
the rest are pretty good tho.
and as for the idiots who did not understand the warning, if you didn't read the book, don't expect them to make sense.

good job guys


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