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| 1) Posted by: Mat May 26, 2003 1:58 PM The worst movie ever... I rented it, watched the first 3 hours (up till the part where he dressed like a turtle and went to a club or something) and took the movie back to the video store. I told them I picked this by mistake... the movie I thought I was getting was supposed to be good. Terrible, terrible movie. |
| 2) Posted by: Sandman May 26, 2003 5:36 PM I also rented this stupid movie but I only watched 10 minutes of it, I took it back to blockbuster and my money was refunded. That was the most annoying movie I have ever seen. |
| 3) Posted by: Steve August 18, 2003 8:18 AM I didn't even bother renting it.. I already knew it would blow. |
| 4) Posted by: nicky August 26, 2003 7:27 PM Dark haired guy run by here cheif dark haired guy go in the water what there is no shark here ho ho ho my wee spanish ladies what? huscalahuhabahebla what? I'm talking bout a great white cheif 20 maybe 25 footer 29 nine kids go in the water 22 kids come out of the water the ice-cream man he take the rest April the 9th have past 4 P.M. wait a minute show me your arm you wanna see my arm there's my arm right there cheify stop becoming another person stop becoming another person stop becoming another person I run away from the big blue henchies. |
| 5) Posted by: daryl September 27, 2003 6:11 AM it is such a funny movie i reackon anyway,its hard out funny i mean when he finds out about the energyco thingy ma bobby when he becomes an indian its so funny. i dont know what the rest of you guys are the ones that dont like the movie im so sure that you like have no sense of humour i mean come on!!!!!!! |
| 6) Posted by: Brianna Rodriguez October 4, 2003 11:10 PM I think this is the coolest movie ever and it is so funny and who ever thinks its not, sucks and has no sense of humor. They might as well go jump in a ditch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 7) Posted by: Louis October 5, 2003 7:48 PM This is a very good movie I just hope there is a master of disguise number 2. I would rate this movie 10/10. |
| 8) Posted by: pete from philly October 24, 2003 10:20 PM it just sucks, plain and simple. |
| 9) Posted by: jester February 10, 2004 9:57 PM It was a horrible movie, but it doesn't even compare to XXX. That movie(if you can call it that) just sucked. |
| 10) Posted by: Indiana Matt February 18, 2004 1:10 AM What an ass Carvey was in this movie... This is supposed to be comedy? Excuse me, I have lost all faith in humanity. |
| 11) Posted by: Disguisey April 28, 2004 8:03 PM This is what ou are doing... THIS is what I want you to do! :P |
| 12) Posted by: Sam June 1, 2004 3:26 PM This has to be by far, the funniest movie i have ever seen in my life, i love it. Anyone else who doesn't think the same, SHOOT YOUR SELF! I mean come on, its a funny movie, lighten up! |
| 13) Posted by: Sam June 1, 2004 3:26 PM This has to be by far, the funniest movie i have ever seen in my life, i love it. Anyone else who doesn't think the same, SHOOT YOUR SELF! I mean come on, its a funny movie, lighten up! |
| 14) Posted by: Shannon July 1, 2004 4:43 PM You have to watch it with a child's eyes. Some people enjoy stupid humor, some don't. I love stupid jokes like the ones in this movie. That was really the only reason I watched it. The captain and Mr. Peru were the greatest in my eyes. |
| 15) Posted by: thomas lewandowski July 10, 2004 8:14 PM I don't know why people didn't like this movie. I thought it was really funny |
| 16) Posted by: Breanna July 15, 2004 1:40 AM I loved this movie...i am easily cracked up by anything...and i couldnt quit lauphing at this one...Plus!!!I LOVE JENNIFER ESPOSITO (jennifer baker) She is my fav actreess of ALL TIME....She is s0o0o0o pretty....I LOVE JENNIFER ESPOSITO S0O0O0O0O0O MUCH!!!! |
| 17) Posted by: Kate July 16, 2004 4:35 AM this was the funny is movie i like the bit where he said papa dont preach i am in troble deep and i am keeping my baby |
| 18) Posted by: Sparx October 6, 2004 2:46 PM The Master of Disguise was a brilliant film. It is fantastic that Dana Carvey can become other people without you thinking that it is him. I don't think that ANYONE has an objective reason to moan about this film! Why? Who on here can do that many voices as Dana Carvey and have such good acting talent? All the people that do must be Jealous of Dana's talent! It was a very film and I hope there will be many more! |
| 19) Posted by: Raven November 4, 2004 9:42 AM The first time I saw this, I thought it was the stupidest movie I had ever seen... I guess I was expecting a Wayne's World type of movie. If you look at the plot of the entire movie, it sucks. Put if you just look at certain parts, some of them are truly hilarious. The part where he's charming the snake and Kenny G comes out of his recorder is just hysterical! "I think I'll call him...Buttercup." But I suppose you'd have to get that it was Kenny G and maybe even connect that with a part in Wayne's World where Garth thinks back to the time he was at a Kenny G concert and having his teeth drilled into by a dentist at the same time. The Jaws part is even funnier. He sounds exactly like Quint from Jaws, gibberish and all. "You ever seen a shark's eyes there, chiefy? Kind of like dolls eyes they are, all black and lifeless like." Then, of course, comes the idea that "the bad guy" Devlin Bowman farts every time he laughs. That idea is just stupid and childish. But the part where he laughs and doesn't fart, and then he thinks he's not going to so he opens his mouth to talk again and then farts...so funny. So this movie is terrible, but I guarantee you'll laugh at least 3 good laughs, haha. It's become a sort of movie to make fun of in my family. My little cousins think it's the funniest movie ever and the rest of us get in a good laugh just talking about how stupid it is. |
| 20) Posted by: DANZAS March 17, 2005 1:24 PM ITS A MOVIE THAT I LOVE TO HATE! IM A HUGE PACINO/SCARFACE/JAWS FAN, AND DANA CARVEY IS A VERY TALENTED COMIC WHOSE IMPRESSIONS ARE CLASSIC.BUT THIS MOVIE WAS SO BADLY WRITTEN,Lorne Micheals should stick to SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE and retire his really bad movie crown. |
| 21) Posted by: Stu April 10, 2005 11:53 AM I thought the movie wasn't exactly a laugh a minute, but i knew it was for kids,and my nephews were imatating all kinds of stuff. And hey dont knock the fart jokes, i musta found it funny cuz it was 'mr data' like I'd never seen him before. Fun but not as good as waynes world. |
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It is a rare occasion when I can say that I've just watched the worst movie I have ever seen. Usually movies are lame, but very few are able to dig down to the bottom of the barrel to become my latest "worst movie of all time". After seeing Master of Disguise, I have a new film to add to the ranks of Garbage Pale Kids and Pumkinhead 2.
