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I get approximately 100 pieces of spam a day. After not checking email for a few days, it's as though every retail outlet, porn shop, and religious group teamed up and said, "Hey, let's all email Scott while he's disconnected from the digital world. Then, when he gets back, he's bound to click on one of us."
Being the determined guy that I am, I take on a slew of hundreds of emails with great vigilance. I can clear out my inbox in a matter of minutes if I'm feeling feisty enough.
Well, today I was hit with the scariest piece of spam I've gotten yet:
I thought I had seen it all at this point, but I got this email and stared at this lady for a good two minutes. I began rationalizing the situation with such inquisitive questions like: Is she retarded? Did someone just kick her from behind?
I mean, look at that crazy lady. It reminds me of the goofy gremlin from the movie Gremlins 2: The New Batch.
Anyway, some of you may say that there have been more outrageous emails sent, but I'll have to disagree with you. This woman's face is so distorted that she doesn't look human.
As for the link to what the email is all about... I ain't giving it here, because that would be promoting spam. Maybe she'll end up in your inbox someday. After you've been frightened, you can click all you want.
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