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Kitten Murderer
 

Scott Manning
July 5, 2003 | Comments (3)

I was on the way to the Philadelphia International Airport to pick up my parents. The car in front of me was driving a little fast, but I didn�t mind since I was trailing right behind it. After a few lights and stop signs, we began driving at a normal speed.

After one of the stop signs, we began to pick up speed. For a few seconds, I was able to see ahead of the car in front of me due to a curve in the road. I distinctly saw a black and white kitten in the car�s path. I just figured that it would swerve around the kitten.

But it didn�t! It ran right over the little thing!

The murderer kept driving like hit-and-run bastard. I screeched on the brakes and quickly jumped out of my car. I ran towards the kitten. This was it: my moment of heroism. Visions flashed through my head of all the horrible stories I had heard about people killing kittens or attempting to kill them. I was going to take this victim and nurse it back to health. It was going to live, damnit! I would then take it to my two cats at home and they would love the poor thing.

And if time permitted, I would chase down the kitten murderer and beat the hell out of him... or her. Actually, if it was a her, I would take her to the wife and she would gladdly beat-up the kitten hater.

With my adrenaline pumping at full blast through my body and my mind racing at a million miles an hour, I got to the kitten and realized my folly. It was a only stuffed animal.

Standing there breathing heavily, I picked it up and tossed it on the sidewalk.

No kitten murderer. No hero. Just an idiot from a situation one might see on a prank show.

I got back in the car and left.


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Comments (3):
1) Posted by: Mom
July 17, 2003 6:42 PM

You're still my hero son.


2) Posted by: Cmdr. Gabe E.
August 9, 2003 9:23 PM

you still rule, man!!! it's great to see people who care about animals :)! actually, i've seen the same thing happen myself. but instead of a stuffed kitten, THE DRIVER rammed against a REAL CAT O.O!! i was devastated!!! thank god the cat was okay (i think). take care, dude :).


3) Posted by: Bad Mouth
October 21, 2003 8:12 PM

Ahahahahahahaha
Oh Scott ahahahahahaha
That is funny man I’m sorry it is.
But you know what? like the comments stated above you are a hero, even if you didn’t actually save a real kitten.
You can say you were pre-rehearsing.
You never know when you will be acting it for real.
B.M


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